proffer - to present
capricious - impulsive
impetuous - sudden impulsive
sepulchre - tomb
propinquity - nearness
aver - to assert
remonstrate - to say/plead in opposition
fulsome - exceedingly flattering
engender - to cause
ambivalence - uncertainty
bootlicking - flattering
smarm - smarmy speech
"Well I'm not sure that if, you know, it's about something that you should know, assuming that, you know, you didn't know about it already, then, obviously, when you can know will be when Sir Humphrey really knows."
- Bernard to Hacker, upon being enquired about what was going on with Sir Humphrey
"The relationship, which I might tentatively venture to aver has not been without a degree of reciprocal utility and even perhaps occasional gratification, is approaching the point of irreversible bifurcation and, to put it briefly, is in the propinquity of its ultimate regrettable termination."
-Sir Humphrey to Hacker, announcing his being promoted to Cabinet Secretary
Got from Party Games.
"Some of his sentences are longer that judge Geoffrey's!"
- Hacker to the Bursar of Cambridge, regarding Sir Humphrey's sentences
Got from Doing the Honours.
.. hell yeah! It's been a while!
Monday, October 20, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Let me pen down my thoughts on IT at this juncture ... it sickens me. I hate it. I hate the amicable, lazy arsed bafoons who take their petty salaries, trivial bonuses, and third rate work without an iota of seriousness or earnestness to learn more about this wonderful industry they are servicing. Fuckers get paltry salaries compared to the capital market guys, but all they do is bitch about this marginally and then get on wasting away their time, sitting and gossiping. Fuckers ... I hate them. I hate the place. But there is nothing one can do but wait and watch. Cheers to the staging area.
And hence I am angry ...
And hence I am angry ...
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
expropriation - confiscation of property from an entity for use by the state
With the old notion of investment bankers being opulently rich from their exploits being destroyed by the ongoing credit crisis, folks have come up with some really good puns about the current state of things:
"Q: Whats wrong with an investment bank's balance sheet? A: Nothing is right on the left, and nothing is left on the right."
"Q: Whats the difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? A: At least a pigeon can still make deposits on a BMW."
"Q: Whats the difference between a guy who has just lost everything at a casino in Vegas, and an investment banker? A: A tie. "
"I went to by a toaster and it came with a bank."
With the old notion of investment bankers being opulently rich from their exploits being destroyed by the ongoing credit crisis, folks have come up with some really good puns about the current state of things:
"Q: Whats wrong with an investment bank's balance sheet? A: Nothing is right on the left, and nothing is left on the right."
"Q: Whats the difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? A: At least a pigeon can still make deposits on a BMW."
"Q: Whats the difference between a guy who has just lost everything at a casino in Vegas, and an investment banker? A: A tie. "
"I went to by a toaster and it came with a bank."
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